It’s ‘Patriotic’ That Makes It Art

Posted 18 June 2011 by Wee Bey

In a nod to what we’re sure will be Rory McIlroy’s Sunday evening, we’re going to take this opportunity to reproduce the greatest list of all time.

Dan Jenkins’ 10 Stages of Drunkenness

Witty and Charming
Rich and Powerful
Benevolent
Clairvoyant
Fuck Dinner
Patriotic
Crank up the Enola Gay
Witty and Charming, Part II
Invisible
Bulletproof

We don’t even like golf, but we always read what Jenkins writes. Oh, and if you’re on Twitter and you’re not following @danjenkinsgd, what’s the point? You’re missing stuff like this:

At Camp David, 41 pointed out one of the cabins and told me, “That’s where Roosevelt and Churchill planned the D-Day invasion.” History deal

 You can follow us at @nopepperdotnet, while you’re at it.

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