Author Archive - Pony Boy

Pepper Power ~ Week 13 ~ Wee Bey Blows Edition

Posted 27 June 2011 by Pony Boy
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The Yankees have been at this for years. A big bat comes on the free-agent market. They throw gobs of money at the batter. Then they sign another guy and another guy who will hit .280 with 30 home runs. Meanwhile, the Yankees starting rotation hobbles along with rent-a-wrecks. Sometimes those aging veterans have a [...]

Questioning The Powers That Be

Posted 21 June 2011 by Pony Boy
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The Athletics. The Orioles. The Nationals. The Rockies. The Blue Jays. These are a few of the teams ranked ahead of the Minnesota Twins by a pair of MLB writers in their power rankings, which moved on the wires Saturday. This is the last time we’ll chat about this. Promise. Let’s get the knocks against [...]

Pepper Power ~ Week 12

Posted 20 June 2011 by Pony Boy
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Slop. That’s how I would characterize the MLB standings and these rankings. Only one team, Philadelphia, has better than a two-game lead in its division. Boston leads New York by two in the American League East. Nobody else leads by more than a game. The Brewers, Braves and Cardinals all have 40 wins. All of [...]

Pepper Power ~ Week 11

Posted 13 June 2011 by Pony Boy
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There’s more than one way to bake a cake. But ask any pastry chef and you’ll hear there’s only one right way to bake a cake. That way, of course, is vastly different from chef to chef. Today, there is anguish on NoPepper.net. Clearly, I have a favorite baseball team. What kind of person would [...]

Plant The Back Foot

Posted 10 June 2011 by Pony Boy
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Dad was a 3M engineer. He did a bunch of things and refused multiple promotions because he didn’t want the stress that comes from being in management. For a while, he was a teacher in their classroom facility, a building straight out of the 1960s, complete with windows that were 6-inch slats. It sat next [...]

Pepper Power ~ Week 10ish

Posted 6 June 2011 by Pony Boy
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I don’t like things I am supposed to like. Also, I am cheap. I’m the Andy Rooney of baseball fans. So the odds of me enjoying an afternoon in the box seats at our local minor league park — provided gratis by my employer — were pretty low. But I had hopes of free beer, [...]

Pepper Power ~ Week 6, DiMaggio Rules Edition

Posted 9 May 2011 by Pony Boy
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Sixty one. Remember when that was the milestone for baseball hitters? It was the Everest of statistical challenges: seemingly reachable, but only under a very specific set of circumstances. Maybe I just don’t like change. Sixty one still seems like the number to me. But that could start a debate. There’s no debating 56. Joe [...]

Pepper Power ~ Week 5, Pippa Power

Posted 2 May 2011 by Pony Boy
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Pippa Middleton is kind of hot. That’s Kate Middleton’s sister, if you weren’t up at 4 a.m. to watch the Wedding of the Century. Are we that shallow of a society that this is what we have to talk about the day Osama bin Laden was killed? We are exactly that shallow. Almost ten years [...]

Pepper Power ~ Week 4 Rankings

Posted 25 April 2011 by Pony Boy
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People smarter than me call it noise. A statistical sample needs a fair amount of data before it can be considered accurately. Translation: When you don’t play many games, you get some weird results at the start of the year. I’m a big Law of Averages guy. Two minutes into an NBA game, I’m fond [...]

This Bud Is For Anybody Who Will Take Him

Posted 22 April 2011 by Pony Boy
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It’s too easy to bash Bud Selig. And, honestly, I want to give the guy the benefit of the doubt. Mocking him is too easy. We could note his rumpled appearance. He doesn’t look right in a suit, but I can’t picture him wearing anything else. As long as he has clothes on, it’s safely [...]