“In its simplest form, bilateral leg weakness means he had weakness in both legs.” – Twins GM Bill Smith, if that is in fact his real name, in the Strib, on Mauer’s stint on the DL. Thanks for clearing that up, Bill. [H/T to loyal reader Martin]
Archive for the Can’t Write Now Category
One Sentence, Pt. IV
Posted 17 June 2011 by Wee BeyTagged As: Facepalm, Pseudonyms | Categories: Can't Write Now, Holy crap | Leave a Comment
Good Friday
Posted 16 June 2011 by Wee BeyTagged As: Bilateral Fucking Leg Weakness, Good Friday | Categories: Can't Write Now, Joe's Sitting | Leave a Comment
The Big Baby Jesus has risen, and will catch Friday against, who else, the Padres. Minnesota was 4-6 when Mauer went on the DL. They proceeded to drop nearly 20 games under before rallying lately to close within a double in the gap of a respectable record. And, of course, we finally got around to [...]
Beat All You Ever Saw, Casilla’s Dropping The Ball …
Posted 1 May 2011 by Wee BeyTagged As: Coy And Vance, Joe Biden, Sweep The Leg | Categories: Bob Wills Is Still The King, Can't Write Now | 3 Comments
It’s the first of May, and the Minnesota Twins are nine games out of first place. Now don’t get us wrong. The Twins typically start slow. But this team’s struggles are not a matter of degree, but of kind, entirely. They don’t look like the Twins — partly because the lineup ought to be playing [...]
Twins Used To Get Thrown Out In A Mustang
Posted 25 April 2011 by Wee BeyTagged As: Assholes, Outfit | Categories: Can't Write Now, Jim Thome | 3 Comments
We’re sorry, Jose Bautista. You’re Not Brady Anderson. We can’t believe we even suggested it. Meanwhile, Philly is pitching exactly like everyone thought they would. Elsewhere, as mandated by the Constitution, another Florida Marlin flirted with a no-hitter. And then another. The White Sox rolled over and died — in April. Mo Rivera blew back-to-back [...]